This dumpfire of a website is a hilarious example of a founder who thinks they're a comedian but can't even deliver a decent punchline. The headline "nowhere to hide" is a joke, considering the entire page is a masterclass in hiding any actual information about what the product does. It's like they took every bad startup idea, threw it in a blender, and hit puree.
The fact that the primary CTA is "TORCH IT" without any context is a laughable attempt at edginess. What am I torching, exactly? My landing page? My dignity? My faith in the internet? The "I agree this roast can be posted publicly" checkbox is a weird flex, like they're trying to seem cool by acknowledging they're about to get roasted. Newsflash: it's not cool, it's just sad.
The "board of shame" and "loading latest roasts" sections are a pathetic attempt to create a sense of community and social proof. It's like they're trying to say, "Hey, look, we have a thing where we make fun of other people's websites! Isn't that funny and cool?" No, it's just lame. And the "SPONSORED PLACEMENTS" section is a desperate cry for attention, like they're begging people to throw them a bone.
The design of this website is a mess, with a weird mix of markdown and HTML that makes it look like it was thrown together by a middle schooler with a bad attitude. The fact that they're trying to sell sponsorships for a website that has no content or value is a scammer's dream come true. This website is a perfect example of how not to create a product, how not to market it, and how not to design a website.
This website is a garbage fire, and the only thing that's getting torched is the founder's reputation. The fact that they're trying to roast other people's websites while their own is a laughingstock is just pathetic. So go ahead, TorchMyPage, keep trying to be funny, keep trying to be edgy. But at the end of the day, you're just a joke, and the only thing that's getting roasted is your own stupid website.