This dump of a website is what happens when a company's ego is bigger than its brains. X.com, are you freaking kidding me with this URL? It's like you paid a million bucks to a branding expert who said "you know what's cool? A single letter". The title "X. It’s what’s happening" is a joke, it sounds like a try-hard teenager trying to be cool on social media.
The fact that the headline and subheadline are unknown is not a surprise, because this site is so barebones it's like you just threw some crap on a page and hoped for the best. "Happening now" and "Join today" are not features, they're not even real sentences, they're just lazy attempts at being hip. And don't even get me started on the "Sign up with Apple" CTA, are you too lazy to even create your own sign-up process?
The only thing more pathetic than this website is the fact that it's trying to push some other crap called "Grok" on us. What the hell is Grok? Is it a product? A service? A disease? Who knows, because this site is so bad it can't even be bothered to explain. And the "Already have an account?" link is just a nice touch, because who doesn't love a good reminder that they're probably already a victim of this company's incompetence.
The rest of the page is just a mess of random links to who-knows-what, it's like a bad game of website Twister. "Get Grok", "About", "Download the X app", it's all just a jumbled mess of nonsense. And at the bottom, we have the obligatory "Terms of Service" and "Privacy Policy" links, because even a company as crap as this one knows it needs to cover its ass.
This website is a masterclass in how to do everything wrong, it's a testament to the power of incompetence and laziness. So here's to X.com, may you always be a joke, may you always be a mess, and may you always be a reminder that sometimes, it's better to just not bother.